Fantastic Quotes and Thoughts From My Life

  • Jake : It’s a fine line between being fantastic and being a dirty bum. I walk that line every hour of my life
  • Jake : Mike Dick really is one of god’s true children. Some sort of wierd prototype luckily never meant for mass production.
  • (Jake Farts) Olivia : Jesus that sounded like you were ripping broadcloth
  • Mike Dick : I am feelling really depressed, first the world is all fucked up and now my dreams are crushed, ruined my life, and the Germans are stealing Clouthiers underwear.
  • Jake : Man, Arnold needs to give up the one liners in political speeches
    Rob : Agreed. He should just say “Hey, I killed the fucking Predator and am voting for Bush. Thank you.”
  • Pat : And thinking back you’d wonder why jerking to a palm pilot in a public restroom would be a brilliant idea.
  • Andrew : You’re the only hardcore beatles fan i know who also has a love for techno and death metal
  • Jake : you have a loving brother relationship
    Mike Dick : Yeah, I know. I love him like he was my brother, when in reality dad found him at the dump. He is nothing but a dump picker’s son.
  • Rob : The greatest day in Fredericton history would be if they opened a Taco Bell and Billy Ocean performed at the Playhouse. I’d go to both.
  • Jake: We are going out to the highland games this this afternoon
    Pat: What are these highland games? That the one where the immortals sword fight till there is only one left?