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You’re thinking ‘Gee, I feel TOO good today’, ‘I need to upset my stomach so I don’t feel right’. Well, behold.

• A Subway 6″ Roasted Chicken with lettuce, tomato and mayo
• One frozen ‘hot beef’ burrito
• 2 Cadbury Creme eggs
• an Igor (vanilla Jos Louis shaped like a monkey)

Shep says:
see that bag of chips in the back of the picture… I ate that shortly after I finished that sub

Maximum respect

In honor of the harvest…

Oh Dear Reader, I know! I have been remiss in posting on a regular basis. I apologize, and assure you that this will not happen again for AT LEAST another week.

In the meantime, I have dumped to youtube one of the videos we took on our Boston trip in July.

Cheerio(s).

Pat Tilley, my kindergarden teacher used to tell us that sharing was the key to friendship. So, friend, here are a baker’s dozen of facts about myself that you may or may not know:

• I use an unhealthy amount of commas when I write, which is trumped only by the number of ‘quotes’ I employ or my overuse of entire-word capitalization for emphasis.
• I keep a serrated folding knife and wooden stick under my bed… just in case.
• I love quoting song lyrics to people, but I secretly wish that, instead of lyrics, I could quote melodies.
• I despise when small sums of money changes hands between friends, unless gambling is involved. Then, it’s great fun.
• I have four extremely powerful (yet irrational) fears: flying, the sun, heights, and eating chocolate (I have not knowingly eaten chocolate in 11 years).
• Since childhood, I have fallen while walking UP stairs on a regular basis.
• Coffee fuels my life. I own two coffee-bean grinders, four coffee brewing devices, and an automatic espresso machine - but my father drinks neither coffee or tea.
• I strongly dislike the band ‘Rush’ (yet secretly believe that by removing Geddy Lee as their front-man, they could become a fantastic group).
• ‘Ribbon’ type bumper stickers (ESPECIALLY ‘Support Our Troops’ ones) absolutely enrage me.
• I believe automatic transmissions take away the pleasure in driving. Largest vehicle I’ve ever driven? A 300,000 barrel Oil Tanker.
• The three top places in this world I wish I could live are , in order : Las Vegas, Montreal, and the Florida Keys.
• I idolize both Jim Rockford and Thomas Magnum, however, I do not lust to drive either of their cars.
• I have never really LIKED soda, but I drink it often. Favorite alcoholic drink? Gin and tonic. Drinks I dislike? Rum and coke, blush/sweet wines, Irish cream.

Whew. That was cathardic.