How do you write about yourself, anyhow? I mean really. I suppose slightly plagarize and take liberties that nobody can refute:

q: How would you describe Jake to someone who has never seen you before?
a: Follower of all things Rock and Roll. Moreof a lover than a fighter, but with the ferocity of seventeen stallions. Someone who wears corrective lenses and carries a serrated blade in his boot… just in case. Part poker degenerate, part wierdo, but (essentially) a human being overall.