Hotel Queens and the Slot Machines
I’m not really sure why, but I fell over in the shower this morning. One moment I was holding a bar of soap and the next, kablamo ! - On the ground looking at my knees. I didn’t hit my head or suffer any damage…
The cause? Unsure. I think I’m suffering from extreme desert withdrawal.
Or perhaps I’m not drinking enough of AquaFina Plus Plus Vitamin Enhanced Water with Antioxidant Vitamins C&E. The label clearly recommends that I drink it twice daily, and I’ve only drank it once.. ever.
Oh well, now that MJD is a rocket scientist in San Diego I can see those famous amber waves of… sand anytime I like for cheap rent. Perhaps he could also explain to me how a guy from McLeod Hill gets to work with NASA.
The weather is heating up and so is my burning desire to shake off all responsibility and hit up Fundy park for a rasher of camping and slice n’ shank golf. That day is coming soon. I can feel it in my bones. Hell, I haven’t had a vacation in almost 8 days.
…pause…
Sorry, I was distracted by signing the petition online directed to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to get Paris Hilton pardoned from her jail sentence. She’s an intelligent and positive role model and does so much good in this world, I would hate to see her spend time in the klink.
It would honestly be a step backward in social progress to incarcerate someone of her caliber and importance. In fact, I believe the whole situation is another George Bush conspiracy.
Hrmmph.. perhaps I DID hit my head in the shower when I fell….