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Look Into the Eyes…

It’s all too easy to empathize with the voter apathy currently present in our province. What a circus politics has become; party promises of cash-in-pocket are all over the media. It’s become a race of ‘who can buy votes the quickest’ and honestly, I don’t care who wins.

Can you believe that Public Auto Insurance is even an issue anymore? Are they grasping at straws to buy votes?

In other great news I found a photo of Dad’s old shift knob.

The air smelled wonderful today - crisp, cool, and fantastic. It was a great bike ride into the lab.

Otherwise, however, it’s a rough Monday. Mabye not as rough as C’s day is today. But rough nonetheless.

The Chairman

It’s September, the leaves are turning, and students are back at college campuses all around the country. This can mean only one thing - longer lines throughout the city.

Oh fair reader! I feel your pain! But do not fear - I am by now famous enough from this blog that people recognize my face and allow me to pass the front of most queues.

In fact, in the event of a nuclear war, I’m sure I’d be chosen for the fallout bunker with the leaders of the country. I can see the headlines now.

I wonder if they have nachos in a nuclear shelter… perhaps with olives? I better get packing.