There is very little better than the Spy Who Loved me theme by Carly Simon. Sure sure, the Lulu ‘Man with the Golden Gun’ theme is great and McCartney’s “Live and Let Die” goes without saying but yeesh. It’s hot.

Can anyone believe how cold it is? Makes me regret shaving Wednesday.

And speaking of beating a dead horse, what a waste of our money this is. We don’t need more self-righteous white knights in the world, we need more dialogue and understanding.

Oh well, it’s Friday. That means my new favorite show is on tonight. I’m not sure how funny it would be to the rest of the world, but in the land of Jake, it’s hilarious.