Jacobsanford.com’s new roving field reporter Addison Von Finkledorf has recently gotten back from assignment in Washington DC.

He writes:

Addison :

I got my pic taken in front of the whitehouse, you can clearly see the snipers on the roof, and actually - that’s actually the back, you can’t get near the front. The secret service guys walking around have these baseball bats that apparently spray mace when they hit you - the cab driver told us about them.

If you look carefully, at the back you can see the dudes with the attack dogs under the trees at the back. There were also snipers on the roofs of all the surrounding buildings, and dumptrucks filled with rocks blocking off all the surrounding streets, you couldn’t drive near the place if you had to.

Jake :
Is that a mine field?

Addison :
Nah, it’s a “newly sodded soccer field”, surrounded by fences and secret service.

If you’d like to be a field reporter for js.com, let me know.