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There is no way in the world that I don’t deserve this cake.

Loved ones take note.

Mike Writes:

My Grandparents were over to see my bros new place last night here is a description from my bro on what happened:

Josh

Grampie goes in the office, sees my head phones, sits down and puts them on and says “This is how i used to sit [During the war as a telegraph operator], book in my hands, head phones on, and the telegraph right here. I never did much”.

Then he looks at my computer and says “What’s that? a safe?”

His technology learning ended in 1946.

He can telegraph the shit out of anybody, but thinks a computer is a safe.

This story is directly up my alley. I find it to be one of the greatest tales ever told.

My cousin Aaron has forwarded me a field report from my aunt Carole in Bayswater, NB.

It reads:

I wanted to show you our newly painted centre (road) lines, as it’s proof that Maritimers are smart people. Reminds me of the TPB episode where ricky is ranting.

Being in the GTA, Aaron adds:

Sometimes I miss the simplicity of rural New Brunswick…

I don’t mind saying this photo made my day.

O and I were going through old stuff the other day and found a movie called johnnyhick.mpg.

It is perhaps the most fantastic short clip ever released to the internet

Or not

Hard to tell in today’s age. You be the judge.